This tree pleases me. It is smaller than Yggdrasil, but it is bedecked most gloriously. I shall allow it to remain as an auspicious omen for the New Year.
I do not grasp all the rules of this Midgardian “foot ball,” but it is clear that this Johnny mortal is a mighty fighter. I shall endeavor to recruit him to my army.
I have found a spear, though it is dull and has no magic properties. The smaller weapons are similarly puny and useless. Is there no weapon here fit for a god?
I have found a large, sharp weapon, but I do not think it suits my fighting style. I shall keep looking.