Day: January 17, 2014

NSA

Apparently the Midgardian NSA is monitoring my diary. They dispatched someone immediately to improvise a temporary holding cell. The indignity! I have noticed, however, that this cage is not sealed top and bottom. The only thing hindering my escape will be the annoying tendency for the $!@&¥! horns on my helmet to tangle in the @$8€%#! bars…

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Promising

I have found a lab with chemicals and apparatus. If my magic proves less than effective here in Midgard, perhaps I can concoct a super-weapon… I shall have to be careful not to blow myself up in the process…