I have watched the human Midgardian ordering various items via computer. (Ferns?! With a world of goods and services available, she chooses to order *ferns*?!). Unfortunately, she has not left the machine unattended so that I may purchase weapons, vehicles, explosives, and raiment befitting a god. However, I am given to understand that such purchases may be made using this device and some sort of credit chit. Perhaps I can will her to leave her wallet unattended.