Month: January 2014

Fruit of my Soul

It is hard, dry, prickly, and said to have magical properties, casting illusions and granting powers on a cosmic scale. The plant from which it comes is deadly, poisonous, and possessed of an alluring and mysterious beauty. O Weed, Son of Jim, in you I have found my botanical soulmate!

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Exploring options…

I have watched the human Midgardian ordering various items via computer. (Ferns?! With a world of goods and services available, she chooses to order *ferns*?!). Unfortunately, she has not left the machine unattended so that I may purchase weapons, vehicles, explosives, and raiment befitting a god. However, I am given to understand that such purchases may be made using this device and some sort of credit chit. Perhaps I can will her to leave her wallet unattended.

Bored…

The puny human whose office I have commandeered has done nothing all morning but “put out fires” as she calls it. I have witnessed no actual flames. Hopefully there will be a conflagration tomorrow. If not, I may have to take matters into my own hands. For now I shall amuse myself with a game of mumbledy-peg while I plot…