Day: February 10, 2014

A way to get my hands on some money…

Appear at showings and ask audiences to swear fealty to me. They should be well-disposed to hail me as their beloved leader. And surely Warner Bros. will ask me to star in the sequel!


The human female has gone to lunch. I have taken over the office in her absence. In celebration of the restoration of my hand, I have organized a some drinks and dice with a few of the locals. Do not be fooled by the ape’s bland and stupid face–I think he is cheating.