So. It would appear that today, the first course is a delectable blue fruit, the main course is a sort of baked fish, and the sweet course is a large pink hoop (?) that will take me approximately one week to finish. (“Share” is not in my vocabulary.)
A passerby asked what I was having for lunch.
I was planning to feast upon the entrails of my enemies, washed down by the tears of their women. They all appear to be hiding in terror, though, so I shall content myself with whatever I can find on the female human’s desk.