Day: February 12, 2014

Shopping

I understand that in this realm it is usual to purchase many things and return unwanted merchandise…

Plans…

The Midgardians are whipping themselves into a frenzy in preparation for the upcoming festival of “love” and “romance.” In my experience, lavish expenditures for flowers, sweetmeats, and entertainment are not necessary. (Asgardian poetry runs to battles and gore and does not generally appeal to females, unless they are minded like Sif.) I am used to getting what I want either by direct methods or by guile, not bribery. In order to secure companionship for the festival, I have stolen the human’s credit chit and have opted for the straightforward approach.