The Secrets of the Alchemists (p.s.)

#$*&!@!!!!

I was going for "glitter + shiny = rich," not "stink + flash = BOOM! + ow"

Curse that Paracelsus for a braggart and a liar. I suspect he recorded a fraudulent recipe on purpose, just to throw others off his trail.

Dammit to Hel. I am *so* done with this. Tomorrow I go back to what I know best.