I became quite excited when I saw the sign in the Memorial Student Center which said "Chase," with a series of directional arrows. I am quite fond of the chase –hunting is a kingly pastime. The building was recently renovated, with many new features, and I thought perhaps the builders had installed a small hunting preserve. Or, if not, at the very least perhaps some sort of court where pursuit games might be played.
To my extreme disappointment, "Chase" refers merely to a banking facility. I am quite annoyed. While I see delightfully lucrative possibilities with a machine which dispenses money (See? I am of a size to shimmy up the dispensing slot into the machine’s internal workings), I doubt I can accomplish much tinkering in the presence of the guard whose job is apparently to hover suspiciously.