Well, look at this! In this Memorial Student Center, there is a box for suggestions.
Absolutely, I have suggestions!
–Make up your feeble minds about the whole hat issue.
–Have the signs say “bank” if that’s all it is. Teasing is mean.
–Reconsider having a DOG as the patron deity when there is an actual god on campus.
–Try putting a door on the front of the building*
–I saw a photo mural being installed. It wasn’t of Loki. Fix that.
–Have a statue of me.
–And one of Sigyn. (She is such a modest soul–she is trying to fish that one back out.)
–And maybe one more of me.
–Too much maroon. I suggest green and black, with touches of gold.
–And could the decor perhaps look a little less like an airport terminal??**
* I understand that before the recent “improvements” there had always been a large set of doors right where you’d expect them to be. Now the front wall is doorless and people are confused. Brilliant.
** It really does.