Day: May 8, 2014

What does Loki eat?

Someone wants to know what I have for breakfast.

Your concern is touching. What does Loki eat? Whatever I please. I am quick enough, subtle enough, that I can have my fill of whatever’s to hand before the humans even start piling plates. I make additions to the shopping list and menu, I adjust the spices while their backs are turned, I raid the pantry and fridge whenever I feel like it, and I always know precisely who ate the last piece of cake and how we can be out of marmalade again.

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