Day: May 19, 2014

A profoundly annoying breakfast

Sometimes the human female just…grr…she infuriates me!

Here is this large, round breakfast, neatly divided into a number of perfectly identical little compartments. Obviously one is meant to distribute one’s choice of toppings evenly and precisely into each tiny box. But what does the human female do? Smears butter and squiggles syrup randomly everywhere! Look—that cubbyhole, right there, is brimming and the one right next to it is entirely empty! She is TRYING to drive me nuts.

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