Day: May 27, 2014

The better to see you with

These are the human female’s spectacles. Ugly, yes? Trust me, they do not look any better on her. She does not have my symmetrical facial perfection. Her head is sort of lopsided, so one ear–and one earpiece–are higher than the other.

She’s getting old (ehehehehe,) and recently she has been complaining about having trouble seeing her computer and looking at her phone. The lenses are scratched and the frames are wobbly. The fact that I take every opportunity to leave smudgy handprints on the lenses, loosen screws, bend nosepieces, and nudge the whole apparatus off desks and tables* probably isn’t helping.

​*Sometimes I hide them under the cat…

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