Day: June 24, 2014

More seeds

The burrs were nice, and should be properly annoying, but the flower beds will need something else. I have found these fluffy seeds, which I hope will grow into plants that will make MORE fluffy seeds. If each of those grows into a plant that makes fluffy seeds, inside of three years, the humans’ garden should look like a feather mattress exploded. The air conditioning filter and the window screens will clog up, and everyone will sneeze continuously. If I’m *really* lucky, the city will issue a citation for a messy, weedy lawn, and the homeowners’ association will send the humans a nastygram. Never let anyone say I don’t think things through.

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