It has come to my attention that some persons slightly similar to Sigyn and myself are being pressed into involuntary servitude.
Witness the cruelty!
If anyone…ANYONE dares to do such to me or my beloved, my retaliation will be swift, certain, and very, very painful.
The human female just brought home some more cherries. I heard her call them "rainier cherries," but I do not see that they are any wetter than the ones we had earlier, or, in fact, what cherries have to do with rain at all. (There has been a lot of rain here recently, but surely cherries take longer than a week to grow, and the package says "Washington" and not "Texas" anyway.)
They certainly look good, assuming they are supposed to be an indecisive mix of red and yellow.
But which sort of cherry is better? Sigyn and I have decided to be scientific and conduct an investigation. I, of course, have chosen the deep, dark, mysterious one. Sigyn, true to form, is championing the bright red one.
Place your bets. TBC…