Day: July 29, 2014


Who keeps stuffing the silverware drawer with useless plastic cutlery from take-out meals and those little packets of vile "soy sauce" from the Chinese place? Who took the warning twisty-tie off the handle of the spoon that went through the garbage disposal and will shred your mouth with invisible roughnesses if you eat with it (but which is still perfectly fine for stirring things so it hasn’t been tossed)? And who dropped all the crumbs in here?


Good questions, all of them. You should look into it.

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