Day: September 8, 2014

Is this thing on?

The human female and her co-workers all carry these devices. They’re used to let the lab teachers communicate with their minions. A conversation usually goes something like this:

Teacher: Minions?

Minions: Go ahead.

Teacher: We need <however many> of <lab supply> in room <X.>

Minions: We’ll be right there.


I am seizing control of channel 11 and co-opting this device for my own uses. Sigyn, if you push the “talk” button, I will order the minions to bring us some snacks, some cold drinks, and a movie to watch on the lab’s television. Anything else?

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