According to the Midgardian calendar, we are in the middle of National Fire Prevention Week. I’ve heard the dates honor a famous bovine arsonist. (What kind of cows do these Midgardians have that they go around starting fires?! The cattle in Asgard are not at all incendiary and on the whole much better behaved. We would never put up with such conflagratory nonsense. But I digress.)
During National Fire Prevention Week, it is customary to test one’s smoke alarms. Very prudent.
Commencing test in 3..2..1…