Day: October 22, 2014

God of mending

Did you ever have that nightmare where you are running late and getting dressed and everything you choose is the wrong color or doesn’t fit or doesn’t go with what you already have on or needs repair? I never have, because a) everything in my black and green wardrobe goes with everything else in my black and green wardrobe, and b) magic, but the human female frequently does.

I have made it my job to make her nightmares a little more real. I am Loki, god of holey socks…


…pockets that pull and make holes in T-shirts…


…and missing or broken buttons. I’m especially proud of this vest.


When she finds the missing button I removed, she will only find HALF.

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