Day: November 1, 2014

Halloween, Part III: The Spoils.

Sigyn and I were too tired last night to do more than scarf down a couple of chocolate bars apiece, remove our costumes, and fall into bed. This morning, we are looking over our booty.

Not a bad haul. Sigyn is clearly excited. Look, my love, those round ones have an “S” on them. They must be specially for you.

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Sigyn has gravitated to the candy in red packaging, while I am intrigued by these…

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What, pray tell, is a “Whopper”?* And what manner of thing is “partially hydrogenated coconut oil”? I think it is probably best not to read the labels so closely.

Wait! What mischief is this? I believe that some of our neighbors used this holiday as an excuse to get rid of last year’s Yule confections. Broken ones, at that!

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And what cheap bastard gave us a cough drop?

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* Sigyn has explained the various meanings of the Midgardian word “Whopper.” A most suitable candy for the God of Lies!