I will admit it: The switches from the human female hurt my feelings. I didn’t do anything nasty or sneaky to her presents at all. (Well, aside from making sure that the one her husband ordered her is on indefinite back-order. Oh, or tinkering with the labels on the ones her sister sent so that she couldn’t tell which was meant for her and which for the human male. So maybe I deserved one switch, but I didn’t do anything major or explodey or sharp, so I really don’t think a whole bundle of them was warranted.)
My present from Sigyn more than made up for any deficiencies in the present department, though.
I was half in jest and being playful. Sigyn is shy about matters like this.
Best. Gift. Ever.