Day: January 1, 2015

Be it resolved…

A good night’s sleep and a kind word from Sigyn have restored my sense of purpose. Not to mention, I read the morning paper, and the headlines and editorials convince me that I could do a better job of running this planet than the cretins who are now in charge.  I plan to launch into 2015 with new gusto and with some clear ideas of what I want to achieve.

(The first thing to do is get some less-sissy note paper.)

I am very firm about this first goal. It’s non-negotiable.

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Payback, as they say, is a bitch.

Also imperative:

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Those entrusted with the management of the University have diddled and dawdled and there is still no President. I propose that we abolish the presidency and give enlightened dictatorship a try. Couldn’t hurt.

My next two goals follow logically from the previous, while the remaining resolutions have a personal and sentimental importance.

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It’s going to be a great year.

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