By Yggdrasil’s little root hairs! Just how long are the Midgardians going to celebrate Yule?! The humans have some friends coming in from out of town (Oh, great–yet more mortals under this roof!) Since the female was too lazy/ cheap to mail their gifts, she plans to give them now.
She plans to give the female guest this ball of slubby multicolored yarn. It’s mildly interesting, I suppose, but there isn’t enough green.
It’s also a little too…neat.
Roll, roll, tug, in, out, ho!
Fling, roll, roll, fwee!
Over, under, whoops!