These signs have begun to appear on campus.
They are looking for something. My super-sensitive godly hearing can detect the faint thumping. What are they looking for? Probably nothing good.
Or–I know! There’s something of an oil boom going on in this state. Perhaps the Powers That Be are looking for oil under the campus? Ehehehehehe. I think I will have to arrange it so that any oil they find is smack under the ATM logo in the center of the reconstructed Kyle Field and they are faced with the choice of tapping into the pool of liquid income and ripping up all the new turf or leaving it be and missing out on the $$$.
Talk about a dilemma!