Tsk, tsk. Would you look at that? There’s a big crack in the glass that tops the humans’ dining table. There’s even a chip missing out of the edge!
How do you suppose that happened? You may have heard that a Yeti was involved. Yelp, is there something you’d like to say?
इमानदार, मित्र, म निर्दोष छु! यो भयो जब म केवल मेरो स्वादिष्ट बरफ खाने थियो।
But I tell you, it’s true: It broke when I dropped a Yeti on it.