Day: September 21, 2015

Blue Baker, Part II: An Insidious Device

The kind folks in the order line have given us this strange device.  It is supposed to tell us when our pizza is ready.  Just what is it supposed to do?  It is entirely too…Thor colored… for me to think it will operate in any sort of sensible or useful manner.

Poke, poke, poke.

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Poke, poke, poke.

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Great Fenrir’s Fleacollar!  It lights up!

It also makes an infernal buzzing and vibrates in a most alarming manner!  It is actually crab-crawling across the table!

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Hang on, Sigyn, I’ll save you!

Whew.  Who knew a bakery could be such a dangerous place?

Truly, that is a loathsome device.  Methinks it would be a marvelous addition to the human female’s pillowcase…

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