The whole reason I’ve been involved with menial occupations at all is, of course, because the human female hid my trusty spear Gungnir and refused to give it back until I finished my “to-do” list. I have been searching for days, and until just now, I had not the slightest inkling of its location.
I think I have spotted it…
Yes, there it is!
Oh, you think you’re sooo clever don’t you? Well, once I get this jar open, a good handful of those toothpicks are going to get hidden in your next batch of mashed potatoes.