It is Finals Week here at the University. With thousands of forms to grade, the Scantron grading machine in the department where the human female works has chosen this moment to crash, freeze, and otherwise misbehave.
I just want to go on record as saying that this is not my fault. I am far too busy “helping” the programmers make twiddles and tweaks to the new BAMN purchasing program… I mean, one itty bitty departmental scanner vs. something that can inconvenience the entire University system? Pffft! Priorities, people!