In Which We Meet the Fell Beast At Last

Sigyn wants to go look at the vetch in the front yard again, before it fades away.  (The human female says it’s a “wildflower” and “pretty,” but it’s really just a weed she’s too lazy to pull.)

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Fandral’s mustache! Sigyn, do you see that?

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Do you suppose…?  For years, we’ve been hearing tales about the Eater Bunny, vicious devourer of small children and hapless livestock.  You and I have encountered rabbits previously, and last year we assumed we’d proven the tales to be false, but this thing is so huge…

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Aww.  It’s cute!  Maybe this one is friendly too and–

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Avaunt, fell beast!  Release my beloved before I blast you into hasenpfeffer!

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Kick, Sigyn, KICK!  You have to keep him from swallowing!

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Quick!  I’ll hold his mouth open while you escape!  SPIT HER OUT, you lapinaceous hellspawn!

Sigyn, dearest, are you all right?  If he has harmed one hair on your precious head, I will flay him alive and make buntings for all the babies in the neighborhood!  Norns’ nighties!  That was close!

Wait!  What are you doing?

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Once again, Sigyn’s rapport with animals carries the day.  Ride the bunny all you like, my love.  I’m right behind you, and if he so much as twitches a whisker, I will pith him on the instant.

You heard it here, folks–the Eater Bunny is real

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3 comments

  1. EATER bunny – hahahahahahahahaha – the big mouth and teeth on that thing are a riot!

    So was it a vorpal rabbit from D & D and other games, or from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

    Either way – it’s hilarious to see it with a little Lego person in its mouth!

    On Sat, Mar 26, 2016 at 11:06 AM, Loki Speaks… wrote:

    > lokispeaks posted: “Sigyn wants to go look at the vetch in the front yard > again, before it fades away. (The human female says it’s a “wildflower” > and “pretty,” but it’s really just a weed she’s too lazy to pull.) > Fandral’s mustache! Sigyn, do you see that? Do you supp” >

  2. You think it’s FUNNY that my beloved was nearly devoured by that horrible rabbit?! What is your address, madam, that I might come and smite you in person?

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