It’s an old Midgardian maxim that you can’t train a cat. I most emphatically beg to differ. All it takes is an understanding of feline nature and finding something that motivates the cat. Cats, being lazy, self-absorbed, and unimpressed by anyone else’s opinion, act only as benefits their own interests.
The cat who lives with the humans lives to annoy them. We have that in common, and I have undertaken to teach it a new behavior designed to make each and every morning an exercise in exasperation.
It is actually very simple. I have convinced the cat that the most delectable beverage in the world is the ambrosia known as shower water. Like clockwork now, she waits outside the enclosure while the humans remove their native stink, yowling to be admitted to partake. As each showerer attempts to exit through the smallest possible opening, she shoulders her way inside, resulting in a Homo-Felis traffic jam that leaves everyone damp and cranky.
Then there are the slurping noises. Lots and lots of slurping.