Day: June 1, 2016

The Bleargh Factor

The human female eats a lot of this stuff.  Lately she has been eating the kind without high-fluctuating corn stirrups–and making a scary assortment of terrible faces while doing it.  She has finally determined the reason for this lack of deliciousness.  It’s one of my better bits of mischief.

yogurt (2)

That’s right, Midgardians.  I invented sucralose.  Why?  Because the horrible taste of aspartame wasn’t quite horrible enough.

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