Having finished the embroidered blocks, washed them, and pressed them, the human female is preparing to “square them up” to just the right size. Let’s start with this flying saucer.
After all the hard work of doing the embroidery, it is critical to trim the blocks correctly. The motifs must be centered top to bottom and side to side. This is to be accomplished with the use of a cutting mat, a ruler, and a wicked-looking rotary blade.
Loki likee… Here–I’ll show you where to cut.
Um, you DID remember to account for seam allowance, didn’t you?
No? Eheheheheheh! Brilliant! First cut on the quilt and it is WRONG! A block that will be nine inches across must be cut nine-and-a-half inches in either direction. Look at how close those “zoom” lines are to the edge! The human female has enough fabric to get the nine and a half inches she needs, but that poor saucer will never be centered now!
Hmm, how can we torture Space Boy…?