She did it. She finished the quilt top–and managed to do it without sewing her fingers together or burning up the motor on the antiquated machine. Let’s have a look.
For starters, she has sewn the embroidered blocks in the wrong places. Compare with the original plan. That’s not good.
It’s possible no one not privy to the original sketches will know, but it will bother her forever. Which makes me happy.
What do you think overall, Sigyn? Personally, I find it unsatisfactory. The embroidered squares are too pale and the dark blue are too dark. It’s very “meh.” She says it’ll look better once it’s quilted, but I have grave misgivings. It’s not going to get any better.
However, upon, closer inspection, I can see that, as far as my work on this project is concerned, it’s a small masterpiece. Look here, Sigyn–all the little rocketships in the smaller dark blue squares are meant to be pointing inwards.
This one is actually headed off-quilt. Hardy explorers, in that one.
And look at the larger dark blue squares. They’re the right size. Now. But that’s only because she had to re-cut them. They were all too big!
I have the trimmings to prove it. (Told you the math was vague!)
The back is no better than the front. I don’t know much about sewing, but I can tell that this is a good corner seam:
See? It lies flat. Now look at this one over here:
The first seam was sewn down in the wrong direction, so the second won’t behave. Appalling! Again, the human female swears it won’t be noticeable in the finished quilt, but I feel sure that with all of the poor execution, all of the frustration and despair, all the wonky cuts and mis-measurements, all the false starts and swearing-laden stops, this particular textile will be so imbued with negativity that the infant recipient is sure to bawl like Thor when he was a baby and would have his pudgy little fingers swatted for making grabby hands at Gungnir.
And we haven’t even gotten to the basting yet!