You’d have to be living under a bushel basket not to have been asked this a hundred times in recent days. It’s a topic monopolizing the news, most of the blogs, and all the workplace talk. Heated discussions erupt at the drop of a hat. It’s the most important decision ever:
What are you going as for Halloween?
Sigyn has outdone herself this year.
With her toga, sandals, bow, and doggish companion, she is the spitting image of the Midgardian deity Diana, Goddess of the Hunt.
You are beautiful, darling, and my goddess any day of the year.
Sigyn is going to be quite surprised to see my get-up. You see, after Sigyn and I talked over the whole “Steve” business, I paid the All-American Man With a Plan a little visit, just to prove there are were no hard feelings.
Perhaps, Sigyn, you prefer your new companion, given that you seem to like him so much.
Oh, this is much better. Costume’s a bit much… so tight. But the confidence, I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth, honor, patriotism? God bless America…