The human female would like everyone to think she eats healthfully. Hah! Last night, while she thought no one was looking, I saw her finish off a quart of pumpkin spice ice cream. It wasn’t a full pint, true, but still.
Today she’s eating some fancy-shmancy yogurt cup.
I think the yogurt maker has a dartboard with different ingredients and just throws darts to come up with the flavors. Honey lavender? Bleargh. What, were they out of persimmon-toejam and ginger-nasturtium?
On top of that, it isn’t even actually lavender. Dammit, I wanted to watch her struggle to eat something purple.
Urrr. Look at the ingredients! I don’t know about you, but log protein is not something I want in my yogurt…