She’s Eating *What*?

The human female would like everyone to think she eats healthfully.  Hah!  Last night, while she thought no one was looking, I saw her finish off a quart of pumpkin spice ice cream.  It wasn’t a full pint, true, but still.

Today she’s eating some fancy-shmancy yogurt cup.

yogurt1

I think the yogurt maker has a dartboard with different ingredients and just throws darts to come up with the flavors.  Honey lavender?  Bleargh.  What, were they out of persimmon-toejam and ginger-nasturtium?

On top of that, it isn’t even actually lavender.  Dammit, I wanted to watch her struggle to eat something purple.

yogurt2

Urrr.  Look at the ingredients!  I don’t know about you, but log protein is not something I want in my yogurt…

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4 comments

  1. “persimmon-toejam and ginger-nasturtium” – bwahahahahahhahahaaaaa! And yes, ones and zeros do look like L’s and O’s!

    On Tue, Feb 7, 2017 at 12:25 PM, Loki Speaks… wrote:

    > lokispeaks posted: “The human female would like everyone to think she eats > healthfully. Hah! Last night, while she thought no one was looking, I saw > her finish off a quart of pumpkin spice ice cream. It wasn’t a full pint, > true, but still. Today she’s eating some fancy-s” >

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