The human female, emboldened, I suppose, by the tidying of the yard, has decided to do a bit of tidying up inside as well. Today’s chore: sweeping.
Now, most mortals will sweep up some dust bunnies from time to time, but the humans with whom I reside have free ranging dust buffaloes. Snap to it, human! I want to see the floor sparkle.
Odin’s Eyepatch! This is disgusting!
It’s like a forensics puzzle to figure out what’s in here.
I can identify:
- ficus leaves
- human hair
- cat fur
- tortilla chip crumbs
- cereal crumbs
- thread ends
- bits of grass
- more cat fur
- glitter (pre-Yule in origin)
- tiny fabric snippets
- failed New Year’s resolutions
And that’s just the dining room…