It’s that time of year again, something Sigyn and I look forward to with great anticipation. Yes indeed, it is time for our Annual Cherry Pull! So far, Sigyn has won each and every contest. Fortune certainly smiles on my beloved.
But this year I feel lucky! Come, my love, let us commence our cerasiferous competition!
See, I have selected a particularly succulent pair.
Sigyn, while you inspect your half, I think I shall make a little maneuvering room.
About here should do it. Are you ready?
1… 2… 3… PULL!
%$@&! By Yggdrasil’s blessed root hairs! Not again! This has to be rigged. I suspect the human female of tampering with the cherries.
Best two out of three?