The call has gone out from one of the departmental building proctor/inventory people, asking that all employees turn in a list of numbered university keys in their possession so that the (incomplete) records can be updated and so that key hoarders will be induced to return the ones they no longer need.
The human female, who collects shiny things, has examined her key rings and emptied her desk drawers.
These are just the ones she DOESN’T need and will be returning.
I think we know now who’s been doing all the hoarding.
And what might be happening to the ones no one can find…