A Most Massive, Mysterious Box

While the humans were at work today, some delivery man rang the doorbell and ran off before Sigyn or I could answer.  He left behind a rather large and intriguing parcel.


It looks like it had some rough times on its way.

There’s no telling what it is.  We know it’s from China, though.


Could be anything.  Willoware service for ten.  Six bolts of Cathay silk.  Forty Chinese Checkers sets.  90 lbs of water chestnuts.  Two baby pandas…

Hmm.  Whatever it is, it isn’t in one piece.  There are long, cylindery bits and carpety bits and a whole bag of hardware.  And everything has little stickers.


It’s either very woolly bakeware or …


…something else.

Whatever it is, there are instructions and allen wrenches and muffled cursing and mashed fingers involved.  Watching the humans try to cooperate on any sort of building or home repair project is enormously entertaining!   They’re neither of them very handy and each is sure the other is responsible for all the crooked bits.

(a bit later)

Ah.  Now it makes sense.  It seems no expense is to be spared when it comes to the fur beasts and their amusement.


I for one welcome our new feline overlords.

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    1. I thought about it, but figured it was more fun to watch them contort themselves, trying to get all the bits of hardware lined up with all the holes. It might all come crashing down sometime in the future, though.

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