I know my faithful followers must think that all I do is torment the human female. Nothing could be further from the truth! I have plenty of mischief for the human male. Why, just today I played a very good prank indeed!
As you may recall, the human male is quite fond of fountain pens. He has an extensive collection of pens and an even broader range of colored inks. Just to keep him humble, I arranged for a small gravity fluctuation in his storage area, with the result that just now there was the delightful noise of a whole box of inks falling over— and one of the bottles broke! Now I get to laugh while he cleans up the carnage. It was contained in the plastic box, but I imagine it is still pretty messy. Let’s go see!
Oh, no! Why did it have to be one of the GREEN inks?!
What a dreadful waste.
There was a bottle of Lamy ink in the box. Lamy packages their inks with some blotting paper. It seems to have done its job like a champ.
Oh! Here is the actual broken bottle. Great Frigga’s corset! There’s a huge chunk missing from the shoulder!
Why did it have to be such a lovely ink in such a nice bottle? I hate it when my mischief backfires on me! This might ruin my whole afternoon.
She’s trying to figure out how to get stuck in the bottle, isn’t she?