A Most Interesting Catalog, Part I: Unlimited Creatures

The human female has brought home a most interesting catalog.  Instead of photographs of all the goods, there are little paintings.  Sigyn is quite intrigued because it is all ANIMALS.

whales

Yes, my love, that is a very fine whale.  But where would you put it?

Sigyn is intrigued by the spotted whatsis.

carnivores

I am more curious about this microcephalic lynx.

Ah–butterflies.  Sigyn likes butterflies!

butterflies

Predictably, she likes the little red one, while I think the big green one is magnificent.

Ah, hoofstock.  I do appreciate a good set of horns!

giraffe

But I think the giraffe is defective.  Possibly some corgi in its bloodline.

I can take frogs or leave them, but I have seen videos of this little fellow, number twenty-two.

froggies

It would be a most amusing thing to put one of these in the human female’s backpack.  Or her lunch sack.

Sigyn is very excited about the items on this page.  I can understand her enthusiasm.  Marsupials are very handy, what with their convenient pouches.

marsupials

Sigyn has always wanted a quokka, but I’m more of a numbat aficionado myself.

I can’t help thinking the shipping on all this is going to be murder.

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One comment

  1. Microcephalic Lynx *would* be a great band name – but nothing good could ever come from that poor, poor giraffe!

    Also, if this is a J. Peterman’s for animals – why is no animal wearing an Urban Sombrero!?!!

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    On Thu, Sep 28, 2017 at 10:37 AM, Loki Speaks… wrote:

    > lokispeaks posted: “The human female has brought home a most interesting > catalog. Instead of photographs of all the goods, there are little > paintings. Sigyn is quite intrigued because it is all ANIMALS. Yes, my > love, that is a very fine whale. But where would you put i” >

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