There is more than gloves, Squiggly/Leggedy Things, and Planty Things in this room. This is also where the human female and her staff keep the ultra cold freezer and the special refrigerator that can hold flammable things. That last appliance doesn’t make any sense. If something is on fire, it’s not exactly cold.
Let’s see what we have.
This is the inside of the ultra cold. It runs at about negative 50 centipede.
I know what you’re thinking, that I used the wrong word. I, Loki, the Silvertongued, do not make errors of vocabulary or elocution. This is where the human female’s staff puts the naughty, vicious centipedes after they are done observing them. You thought I was joking about Centipede Valhalla, didn’t you? By now they have probably run more than fifty centipedes through this thing.
The colorful blocky things are for holding test tubes of DNA and whatnot. Congratulations, human female! Now all your equipment has been contaminated with Jotun DNA. Your next PCR experiment should be very interesting.
Oh, Sigyn! You are shivering! Let us move to the flammable fridge. It’s bound to be warmer in there, one way or the other.
Some of these containers look very old. Look at the dates! They haven’t been used in years. (I don’t think they clean out this fridge very often…)
Hmm. Two jars of lanolin. Greasy sheep paste! You could have yourself some very soft skin, Sigyn. But if I’m reading the labels correctly, the humans use this stuff as a carrier for plant growth regulators. What do you think, my sunflower? Shall we open the tiny container of indole-3- acetic acid, an auxin which promotes shoot growth, mix up a little batch, and see if we can make you taller?
Just kidding! You are perfect the way you are.
Sigyn is interested in these jars of green liquid. “Chlorophyll extract.” <sniff, sniff> Whew! Essence of spinach, with hints if diethyl ether, petroleum ether, and acetone. Whiffy stuff!
Yes, my love, chlorophyll is supposed to be healthy for you. No, I do not think you should drink this. I do not think the acetone would do you any good.
If you are still craving something green when this adventure is over, we can go and have a nice salad somewhere.
In the far corner of the room is the ice maker. Sometimes, when the human female has been particularly vexing, I come in here to think and cool off.
There’s a big sign saying that the ice isn’t for human consumption,
but I’ve been known to nibble…