Observe, if you will, this piece of paper take-out napkin upon the living room floor.
It lies next to an equally shredded piece of ribbon or strapping or fabric or shoelace or… something. I don’t know what it is. The humans have a lot of junk.
Now, given that I think it’s funny to leave bits of cruft and recyclables out for the humans to have to bend over and pick up, and that the Terror Twins have a penchant for leaving their playthings strewn about —and paper is most definitely a plaything — tell me: FROST GIANT or FELINE?
Ehehehehehehe! Actually, this is a TRICK QUESTION because who am I kidding?
I have recruited these two and they work for me now.
The humans’ new excuse for the state of the house is, “Sorry. We were the victims of a Cat Two hurricane.”
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