Well, Sigyn took Fisi home. That creature has a huge time-out coming. No biscuits for Fisi until all the spikey fellow’s stitches come out.
I figured, though, that while I’m here I should do a little of what I do best. Pay the human female back for having such an untidy workspace. I’m sure I can make her life more annoying somehow.
Great Frigga’s corset! It looks like some other practitioner of mischief has been here before me!
Oh, wait. That’s just the natural state of her desk drawer… My bad.
Look at all these keys! Does she even know what they all go to???
Well, if she does now, she won’t once I swap around all the labels.
Rubber bands! Rubber bands are always useful. Or, they are until they lose their boinginess…
I will noodlify these and then sit back and laugh as she goes through three or four… or eight, trying to find one that doesn’t break at first stretch.
Oh ho! These will come in handy! These are the transfer slips the human female writes out to schedule students for make-up labs if they have a good excuse for missing.
I’ve become quite adept at forging her signature, so I’ll just sign a bunch of these and start randomly assigning students to other labs. We’ll see how long it takes them to figure out I’ve even changed their courses….
And since I’ve left some fun surprises, I’ll just take a little something for my trouble, and not just photos.
This. I choose this. I like this.
It is a paperclip truly fit for a god. I can hold all of Midgard together with this!