So, mortal. Vacation’s over and it’s back to the tedium that is your everyday life. I’ve arranged a few things for you, just to help you get right back into your regular life.
–You have not one, not two, but THREE faucets going at a steady drip. Have fun with that.
–The whole house needs sweeping.
–You mostly missed the irises blooming.
–The grocery has stopped carrying your favorite yogurt.
—Every road you regularly travel is now under construction.
–Neither of your needlework orders arrived in your absence. At this rate, your Yule present will arrive on the summer solstice.
–I’ve enspelled the felines so that they help with the laundry. Now all your clothes will come pre-furred straight from the folding basket.
–The lawn desperately needs mowing.
–And, oh, yes…
Your tiny pot of mint may have gotten a little out of hand.