It is officially summer, and you know what that means!
IT’S TIME FOR THE ANNUAL CHERRY-PULL!!!!
Every year I swear it’s going to be my turn to win, and every year, Sigyn ends up with the bigger piece of stem. I don’t know how she does it, unless she just somehow has a rapport with fruit.
Sigyn? Sorry, love, but this year, you are going down.
Wait! Wait–before you start tugging, I want to inspect the goods and make sure there aren’t hidden flaws in my stem!
All right. It looks sound enough. On your mark… Get set…. PULL!
Sleipnir’s fetlocks! I don’t believe it! I’ve got the bigger piece! I got the stem connector! I’d better examine it carefully to make sure I’m not dreaming.
Looks legit. I… Hang on just one minute. Was Sigyn’s stem pre-nicked?
You… You wouldn’t throw a match, would you???
I…I don’t know. She looks innocent enough, but don’t let that wide-eyed smile fool you.