Day: August 8, 2018

Sabotaging the Snail Mail As Well

Last week, I made sure that the humans got a whole load of judgey, depressing email.  Today, I’m working my mischief on the humans’ regular mail as well.

I know for a fact that the humans enjoy getting the mail.  There’s always the chance (however remote) that there will be a letter from a friend, an interesting catalog, or even the needlework kit that the female ordered back in JANUARY.

Bill, bill, auto dealership ad, flyer for a new pizza restaurant—nothing, really, to make the sixty foot trip to the box in 100-degree heat worth it.

Oh—wait.   Ehehehehe!   I’ve been planning this for a week or two, but I didn’t think it would come today.  The envelope’s just appealing enough on the outside that the humans may actually open it.

See?  It looks important.

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Civic pride, and all that.

Look!  Kids!   No one can resist giving money to something that’s for kids.

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I sent out a thousand of these.  Even if only a few suckers recipients respond, it’ll net me some useful cash.

Fandral’s mustache!  The humans are laughing and pointing.  What?!  The wording is perfect!  I spent a lot of time on this.

This bears closer inspection…

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I still don’t see anyth—  Oh.

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Oops.

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