Day: January 11, 2019

Nice, But Haven’t the Horses Already Left the Barn?

Long-time minions may recall that the human female has a thing about losing gloves.  It was therefore no surprise when yet another pair arrived in the mail today.


Ah.  I see.


Cut-Resistant Gloves.  Where were these two weeks ago?  Before the Great Slicing of 2018?

Hmm.  It seems they are not 100% invoilable…  It says you should not cut them just to test them.


And yet, with my trusty dagger, that is just what I am going to do.


What’s this?  Not proof against velociraptors?


Then what the Hel good are they???

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