Long-time minions may recall that the human female has a thing about losing gloves. It was therefore no surprise when yet another pair arrived in the mail today.
Ah. I see.
Cut-Resistant Gloves. Where were these two weeks ago? Before the Great Slicing of 2018?
Hmm. It seems they are not 100% invoilable… It says you should not cut them just to test them.
And yet, with my trusty dagger, that is just what I am going to do.
What’s this? Not proof against velociraptors?
Then what the Hel good are they???