So, the humans celebrated their twenty-fifth wedding anniversary the other day. That is a beautiful and wondrous thing! So long as they are married to one another, it means they are “off the market” and NO ONE ELSE HAS TO PUT UP WITH THEM. Mortals, the rest of the marriage- and dating-age populace thanks you.
I helped the female’s mother pick out a lovely card.
Awww. Isn’t that sweet?